Chapter 5

Chapter 5

Thanks Yuki-ane, that was helpful!”

I called out to my elder sister who was walking beside me while holding a shopping bag that was filled to the brim.

Eguchi Yuki is a 3rd-year high school student of White Lily Academy who wears her long hair in a ponytail, a feature of my prideful older sister is her eyes that appear neutral and strong-willed. The large blue ribbon suites her dignified face quite well. According to Nana-san, she has a caring personality where she loves to help others with one thing or another, and that she serves as both the head of the archery club and the president of the student council, it seems she is the older sister of the school.


Yesterday with the exchange of email address with Nana-san, we agreed to go on a date, however, I realized a certain fact upon returning home. That I didn’t particularly have any clothes that could be used to go on a date with a young girl….

Therefore, I jumped into a dogeza before Yuki-ani, and that’s how I got her to become my adviser who chooses my clothes.

But…is it true that… you’re serious about Nana-san? ”

I wouldn’t have asked you if it was a lie, that’s right, doesn’t Yuki-ane also have a person she likes?”

“…Why do you assume there is no boyfriend?”

So you don’t have one then?”

Shut up!….Wait here, baka!


As a result of getting Yuki-ani angry she went towards the powder room, for now, I guess I will play with the gacha.

Although I surpassed my limit of 600 yen yesterday it’s alright for today. Pochitto!


[N  Trading Card]

Set card once more- randomly trades card within the same rank.


[N Wheel of Destiny]

Set smartphone- destiny rotates using a random roulette.


[ N Stand up holding a bucket]

Attach to target to set- target will stand stock still at that spot for three minutes.


[N Constant paper]

Attach to target to set- the opponent in janken (rock paper scissors)

will always choose paper.


[N Gilgamesh](Excalibur)

Summoned weapon- hoist to set- a fake legendary weapon- with this even your a hero!


[S Red Rose](Benibara-sama)

Exclusive to elder sister- attach to target to set- increases charm.

Wearing the Red Rose when greeting young girls will create a fascinating effect.*


Can an ordinary person even use the fake legendary weapon [Gilgamesh]? Perhaps it’s even better than a hero who eradicates the demon lord with a wooden stick for 10G….. [Constant paper] is something I don’t really need, pass! [Stand up holding a bucket] should be used for a prank……

As for the silver card [Red Rose]… will be used on Yuki-ani, as it would be a waste to not see the effect of wearing the rose.

As for the trading card, I will use it on the [Brood Parasitism of a Common Cuckoo]. Though I have an interest in the word ‘brood parasitism’ this card requires courage. I want to see the result when I trade for a different gold card. Ei!


[G Cupid’s Love Bow]

Exclusive for women- set photo- the contractor is excluded- supports a young lady in falling in love.

Guhaa…..I did something incredibly stupid….. Something like the love of another person is not worth worrying about, dammit! If this is the result it can’t be helped, next…next!  Although the wheel of destiny is a smelly trap, I should try it? When the [Wheel of destiny] card is attached to the smartphone!

Oh, something came out on the screen of the smartphone.

[Blue is money,  yellow is an awesome card, and  Red is falling in debt. Start]

Choo, stop on something other than the red parts~! The roulette on the screen started to revolve on its own.

Dangerous, although the red parts are scarce it has a good probability. It’s about 1/4…..the roulette revolves like a pie chart and the color it stops on is likely the hit. The speed becomes slow, o-oi! It seems it will stop on red. Eek!

Pipipipi Papapapan!

That was close~ it’s great that it stopped on yellow….after feeling somewhat relieved the card was then discharged with an earth-shattering force that directly hit my groin….. As a result, I writhe in pain with teary eyes. When looking at the screen a magician laughing foolishly left the comment “Sorry” and disappeared. Is this a prank from the creator of the smartphone! As expected from the discipline of that damn old woman, I felt very irritated!


[R Love Doll]

Exclusive for females- set photo- create a keyword-  the targeted person will become your personal sex doll.


Uh-oh a rare card appeared! It’s a wonderful card! I will keep this one.

Huh? Did you make that noise? ”

Ah, it’s nothing

Since Yuki-ane came back I took up the bags to leave the department store. Naturally, I had already placed the Red Rose card on Yuki-ane!

About the cafe, you mentioned earlier?”

Its close by, I heard they specialize in cakes and black tea that contains herbs.

Hmmm, since it’s a treat from Sei

It’s alright I wouldn’t call it anything special, look it’s over there.”

I pointed at a well-known store that was hidden within the residential area at the back of the department store, I also learned about this place from the president of the student council who I`m indebted to. This place was chosen because cake sets like the Crest of Aoi Hollyhock are super effective on high school girls and this is especially true for Yuki-ane.

It was quite crowded when we entered the store that resembles a white roof of confections on a triangular roof. Although this is the first time I`m coming to this store, it has a nice atmosphere. To be honest, this date also serves as a rehearsal for my date with Nana-san. At this store, it’s not easy for a single man to enter by himself.

We sat down after being guided to a back seat by the clerk-san where I then ordered a coffee while Yuki-ane ordered a cake set.

Hee, isn`t this a good store. This is my thanks for your well-needed help.”

“Well, I must admit its quite nice”

Yuki-ane is usually expressionless but when she is in good mood it’s kind of easy to know because her eyes shine. As for my treat, for her choosing my clothes, it seems she was pleased with it.

“Excuse me, visitors, would you mind sharing your table?”

Hearing the clerk-san request I looked around and most of the seats were already taken. Ah, it seems it’s their busy period so we decided to consent willingly but that guest.

“Ah,  chaasu! Chairman!”

“Eh” Yuki-ane looks at me surprised.

“Ohh~! Sei, I didn’t expect to meet you in such a place. Did you just come….this is?

When the Chairman saw Yuki-ane he made a strange face.

“Nice to meet you. Hiya, I`m Yukina, Sei`s older sister. Thanks for looking after my younger brother.”

Yuki-ane had bitten her tongue. That’s unusual. Hmm? Yuki-ane`s face… is blushing…..and is looking down modestly. Its as if a young girl fell in love, no way…..

Well, as for my senior Shuichi Shinjo who is also known as chairman is an Ikemen who is filthy rich, athletic, handsome with superior grades, nonetheless with an model’s figure, he also has a good personality and is a perfect superhero that is without fault, therefore it can’t be helped that Yuki-ane would fall in love. Besides Yuki-ane lived a very sheltered life in White Lily Academy, therefore she doesn’t have any immunity against men.

You’re too polite. It is I who should say so, as I was saved thanks to Sei offering his assistance with various things. To think that the student council president of White Lily Academy was Sei`s older sister…   “

“Its because we don’t look alike. And then, it was because of elder sister’s recommendation that we came here. “

Pfft, even I can read this mood! Because this store was a referral from the Chairman I will cover it up.

“Is that so. Black tea, please. “

The Chairman made the latter half of his words towards the store clerk as result of easily seeing through my covering. Is the appeal for failure so difficult? Hmm, one way or another I want to make use of that card now. Yuki-ane was obedient like a borrowed cat with a tense body and bright red face. Now, I think am certain.*

While working out a strategy in my head I gave suitable responses to the Chairman’s conversation. The Chairman in a casual manner shifts the topic to Yuki-ane successfully enlivening the conversation, just as one would expect of the indescribable style of a host. It will be impossible for me even if a 100 years pass. As for Yuki-ane who became the topic of the conversation panicked a little, biting her tongue with an already bright red. What’s this, it’s too cute!?*

“By the way Chairman, a consult for a second?”

“Hmm?  That’s unusually… Sei wants a consult.”

With the excuse of the consult, I invited the chairman to the toilet while casually taking a photo of Yuki-ane. The『Stand up holding a bucket』card was slapped on the Chairman’s retreating figure in front of the washroom of the toilet. *Poo* when I confirmed that the Chairman was standing stock stiff due to the effect of the card, I set the『Cupid`s Love Bow』card in a hurry.

Yapparika! The instant the card was set together with a bright light a bow appeared in my hand. Just as I thought it was really necessary! I can’t do something like ambushing the Chairman at school while holding this thing. It’s at the level where it’s normal for a person to report it.*

Shooting from behind the chairman I released the Cupid’s bow that had a length of 1m and a width of 80 cm at an impossible distance of 0m. Because the level of the arrow was dangerous once the arrow was loaded and drawn it catapulted towards the Chairman’s right shoulder!*

The arrow vanished like it was absorbed into the Chairman. Mission Complete!

Also, the 『The Cupid`s Bow』 vanished from my hands like it didn`t exist in the first place. After only waiting for 2 minutes.

“Ough… hmm? I….”

In a hurry I swindled the Chairman whose face wore a question mark as the card’s effect was weakening.*

” What’s the matter? I was surprised as you blanked out suddenly. “

“Hmm? No suddenly something…, that`s right, so what about consultation?”

“Ah, I wanted to tell you that my elder sister has a fear of strangers and has no immunity to boys due to growing up in White Lily Academy. “

“Ah, is that so? It certainly looked like that at the last meeting. “

Are you serious! I was surprised that the Chairman agreed so easily! Now I`m 120% certain that the Chairman was the person Yuki-ane liked.

Since that’s the case because I have to go home on urgent business I would like to entrust my elder sister`s escort to the Chairman.“*

As in me? ”

Yes, if its the Chairman I will feel more comfortable. ”

“………….I will do it if you’re okay with me. Also, it’s a request from my junior.”

“Thank you”

Gotcha! How about that? The first time I`m being a matchmaker! Ah, I must go back quickly as I must have kept Yuki-ane waiting.

When I returned to my seat following after the chairman, Yuki-ane was seated behaving well while also eating her cake set. I got Yuki-ane attention by pouring the coffee that was placed on the table. I guess I who was a nuisance should disappear quickly.*

“Yuki-ane, I am sorry but I have some urgent business.”


“I already asked the Chairman to be my substitute, so I will be going ahead.”


Placing a 2000 yen note on top of the table and then holding the shopping bags in both hands I ignored the clingy like eyes of Yuki-ane, leaving the store while waving at both of them. When I left the store,  with a glance you can see two persons from the window but, yes, it seems okay. Also, the card`s use depends on the way it’s being used!  I did a good thing.!

After doing a such a good deed I felt quite good. making a mixed hum I passed through the department store heading towards the shopping district. After walking for a short while I unexpectedly met the worst possible person at the entrance of the shopping district.

“Sei, long time no see~”

It was Fujikawa Aoi who rushed over waving her hand and she was also my childhood friend who was a second year at White Lily Academy. She got some of her looks from her grandmother who as a Russian, with a pale colored soft wavy long hair, blue eyes appeared grayish with her trademark white headband. A peerless beautiful girl that resembles the westerner figure with a cute lip, tall nose, pure white skin, and long eyelashes. A pink camisole dress that clearly highlights her well-developed body. Also reluctantly she was once my first love.*

As for her family, they operate a nearby restaurant and Aoi also helps out by being a waiter. If you hear up to this, you may assume that Aoi is a dutiful daughter but that’s a big mistake! This girl knows she`s beautiful so she serves the students of the all boy’s school with a suggestive attitude, she is a demon like a woman who misleads many boys with “I have a boyfriend” directing all their rage and jealousy towards me.*

You will be killed by a man who turned into yandere, a strange man said with rattling teeths while doing a surprise attack and because of such a thing happened there`s enough reason for me to not get involve with Aoi. If Mai is a troublemaker then Aoi is a demon, it would good If I could ignore her after only greeting.*

“Yeah, it’s been a long time”

“Saying that towards your childhood sweetheart is cruel. “

I don’t want to be attacked with a knife.”

“Mumu! But that wasn’t me, anyways does Sei also go to the shopping district lottery?”

“What’s that”

“Didn’t you receive a coupon at that department store over there?”

“Ah~ I got about 6 of them”

“Then, share 1 as 1 round needs 5 pieces”


“Thank you Sei, I love you”

When I handed over the coupon to Aoi, she winked at me and took me towards the lottery place. Because her expression can change unlike Yuki-ane, she`s very charming. Naturally, all the boys are cheated due to this.

“Which reminds me, did you become intimate with her?”

“Guwa, who are you talking about!”

“I have already been informed by Yuki-ane. Is it really Nana-chan?”*

“You know Nana-chan?

“Yeah, were classmates!”

Guwa, the worst person now knows my closely guarded secret. There is no doubt now that I will be teased. I was stupid for forgetting that everything will be passed on to Aoi if I talk to Yuki-ane.

“Hey! Did you say anything strange to Nana-san!”

“You know what! It’s been awhile since I went to that place at night.”

“……Do as you like

Haa, for my weakness to be grasped by Aoi is the worst… Nn!  Wait, I can use the 『Love doll』 on this person! If it’s this person I know I wouldn’t feel any guilt!*

With Aoi, two persons stand in line at the lottery store, seeing an opportunity I took a photo. Aoi didn’t seem to notice it because the shutter sound was not heard. I will call her tonight!

Then, handing over the 5 pieces of gift certificate to the uncle in the shopping district, drawing the standard lottery made it spin around. Aoi came out receiving a tissue. As for the lucky me.

Congratulation! The grand prize for a first-class hot spring trip!”

Oh! My luck seemed to have exploded. However, as for Nana-san, a one night trip is impossible due to the concerns of her family.

“Hooray, Sei, do you want to travel with me?” Aoi says jokingly while drawing close, however.

“Baka, travel huh. I would rather give it to your old man”

“Tsk, you’re boring”

“Being boring is ok”

“Ah!, wait!”

Eventually, I received the complimentary ticket but we end up returning home together and I wasn’t able to shake off Aoi until I reached home. However…the real overbearing person didn`t come until around 7 o`clock!

Then in the evening, Yuki-ane returned home excited. She told me that she had decided to go out with the Chairman. That worked quickly, once again I thought the card’s power was amazing. But, I didn’t think I would have to listen to Yuki-ane passionately talk about her love affair until dinner ended……Nevertheless, a person talking about their love affair is annoying! Plus if it’s the about the Chairman I also know him quite well nee-chan…

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